Dear Katie,

My sweet darling child, is it fun talking to your animals in the dark, at 4 am, on a day I need to work? I'm sure you are just telling them all about your dreams and such, but it really can wait until later. Also, it doesn't have to happen 2 out of 5 work days either. I know I am asking a lot, but please give this matter some attention. When you hold your conversations this close to the 5:30 alarm, it makes work real hard. You know, if you could just wait until then to hold your conversations, I wouldn't have to wake you up. It's a win-win situation.

Love,
Your sleep deprived Mama